Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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