Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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