Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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