Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize
