I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm like, not good at living.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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