You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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