Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I didn't notice because vodka
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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