I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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