just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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