then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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