It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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