Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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