I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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