Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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