let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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