she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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