: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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