help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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