Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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