All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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