I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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