yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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