I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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