You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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