Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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