He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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