the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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