She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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