yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Girls should come with a carfax report
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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