Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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