i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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