Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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