But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Randomize
