I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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