I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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