A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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