I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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