i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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