K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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