Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
My hand turned me down
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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