Where is the hickey?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
