This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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