everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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