hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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