shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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