Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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