HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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