He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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