I think my vagina is haunted
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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