Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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