I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It's blow job season.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
