If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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