And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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