i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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