the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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