So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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